Kung Fu Herizon
UNLEASH THE FURY. ROUNDHOUSE KICK THE TIMELINE.
The Kung Fury -inspired Herizon Kung Fu shirt is a side-scrolling boss battle wrapped in cotton, a synthwave thunderstorm stitched with VHS static. Born from neon, forged in arcade fire, this shirt is a time-traveling roundhouse kick to the face of mediocrity.
This isn’t just retro. It’s too retro. It’s dinosaurs with uzis, Norse gods with mullets, and hackers rewriting history with glowing keyboards. And at the heart of the chaos? Herizon’s mission to smash barriers and flood the Nordic tech scene with unstoppable diversity.
Why you’ll feel like the chosen one when you wear it:
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Over-the-Top Fury: Graphics louder than a VHS rewinding at 3AM, colors that scream louder than a synth solo in a burning arcade.
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Comfort of Champions: Premium cotton tougher than time travel, softer than your spirit animal’s mustache.
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Diversity Dojo: Every purchase fuels Herizon’s crusade to rewrite the tech industry with no gatekeepers, only warriors of inclusion.
JOIN THE FURY.
WEAR THE ROUNDHOUSE.
The Herizon Kung Fury shirt is not just apparel. It’s a glitch in the timeline, a laser-raptor of rebellion, a prophecy screaming that the future belongs to those bold enough to wear it.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Herizon Merch Store
- Email: contact@support.merch.herizon.io
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Kung Fu Herizon Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18 1/2
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M
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29 1/2
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20 1/2
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L
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31
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22.25
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XL
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32.25
|
24
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2XL
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33
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25.23
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3XL
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33 1/2
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26.75
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