80s Hacker Herizon
JACK INTO THE MAINFRAME. DROWN IN THE GREEN GLOW. BECOME THE GLITCH.
The Herizon 80s Hacker shirt is not merch. It’s a portal. A neon gateway into the smoke-filled basements of a world where floppy disks were weapons, dial-up was warfare, and every keystroke could topple empires. This shirt doesn’t “capture nostalgia." It's meant to drag you back, screaming, into the golden age of chaos, where hackers ruled and corporations trembled at the sound of a 56k modem handshake.
This isn’t fashion. This is a declaration of cyberwar. A wearable manifesto that fuses the raw, lawless spirit of the 80s underground with Herizon’s mission to corrupt the system until inclusivity is the default setting.
Why you’ll feel like an outlaw sysadmin on caffeine and vengeance:
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Nostalgic Virus: Fonts and graphics ripped straight from a DOS terminal, soaked in CRT static and adrenaline.
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Support Diversity.exe: Every pixel screams rebellion against borders and barriers, plugging international talent directly into the Nordic tech bloodstream.
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Conversation Starter / FBI Watchlist Trigger: Wear it at a conference, and suddenly you’re not networking—you’re recruiting for the digital resistance.
JOIN THE CYBER-REVOLUTION.
WEAR THE MALWARE.
Order the Herizon 80s Hacker shirt and become the ghost in the machine shaping a future where inclusion hacks the planet and innovation never sleeps.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Herizon Merch Store
- Email: contact@support.merch.herizon.io
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
80s Hacker Herizon Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
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S
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28
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18 1/2
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M
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29 1/2
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20 1/2
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L
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31
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22.25
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XL
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32.25
|
24
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2XL
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33
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25.23
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3XL
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33 1/2
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26.75
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